Unclear If Local Woman Is Hopeless Or Lazy

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September 13, 2016 - Local

According to reports, it is unclear whether local entrepreneur Carissa Sanders feels pessimistic about her life or just lacks the energy and effort to actually get up out of bed and do something.

“Lately she’s just been laying in bed all day watching reruns of Sanford and Son. But I don’t think she’s depressed,” said her roommate Clara Smith.

“But I didn’t even know she liked Sanford and Son. It seems like an odd choice for a white college-age female, right? she added.

Sanders’ parents say their daughter has often had bouts of laziness and depression, but it’s unclear which is going on right now.

“When Carissa’s grandfather died, she laid in bed for three weeks straight. So she has a history of reacting to her emotions this way,” her father Darren said.

“But that was also around the same time The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks was released so she might have just been playing that,” he said.

Carissa’s lab partner Denise says The Pasadenoid she hopes she gets back on her feet soon.

“I’ve had to build this entire Robo-Toaster myself,” she told The Pasadenoid.

“And if she thinks she will share in the glory of this amazing Robo-Toast she is sorely mistaken,” she added.