Top 5 Places In Pasadena To Give Up On Everything, Forever


May 20, 2016 - Uncategorized

5. Pasadena City Dump

Here you can toss all the testaments to those things you tried so hard to save…your marriage, your writing career, your sobriety, your kids. Dump ‘em all here! Fuck it!

4. Echo Mountain
When you reach the top of this beautiful hike you’ll see the ruins of the Mount Lower Railway, a reminder that any great idea can be destroyed in the simplest of landslides.

3. Arroyo-Seco Watershed
Seeing how this once-beautiful ecosystem has been destroyed by pollution will further entrench your conviction that all is lost/hopeless.

2. Carmela Ice Cream
Because the chocolatey goodness helps numb the pain.

1. Dodger Stadium
What says “fuck it” more than going to a baseball game? Get wasted! Watch them hit the ball! Forget for a few blissful innings about all of your horrible failures. Who knows, you might even catch a foul ball! Ah shit, they lost.

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