The Things You Learn When You Live In An Imaginary Universe You Designed To Escape Reality


September 20, 2016 - Universe

4. Billy the Badger is NOT your friend!

You might think that this little fluffball just wants to help you, but living in your fictitious reality has taught you he actually wants to harvest your organs and sell them to the Jackalope.

3. The Central Helix goes in multiple directions 

The Central Helix, aka the ‘hub’ of your imaginary world, is designed to help you travel to and from destinations in your universe. But while a rookie might assume it only goes left and right, years of living here has taught you it goes up and down too.

2. Oatmeal socks

Red rocks and oatmeal socks are what send the hungry teens into a malaise.

1. It doesn’t matter if you’re dead

There’s nothing like the moment you’re talking to the China Monkey and you realize you could be dead right now and you wouldn’t have the slightest clue. Oh well! Time for banana fried rice!