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Editorial: I Can’t Wait To Get Off Work, Knock Back Some Beers, And Go On A Violent Rampage

March 13, 2016

by Jessie Andrews, Pasadena Ah. 4:30 PM. Just another half hour and I can get out of this hellhole, run home, drink a¬†few beers, and go on a heinous violent rampage. I can’t wait! The rat race really has me down today. Arnold needed me to finish the expense reports before the afternoon meeting, while…

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5 Tips For Getting Through Your First Day Back At Work After The Holidays

January 4, 2016

5. Quit your job Fuck it. It’s not worth it. You’ll be able to find a new job by February if you really dedicate yourself to it. Definitely by March at the very latest. And if you quit it means right at this moment you could go drink a beer. Sounds pretty refreshing, huh? 4….

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3-Year Investigation Reveals Boss Has Gambling Addiction

July 12, 2015

An exhaustive three-year investigation has concluded that Craig Larson, manager at El Molino Travel Agency, has a chronic gambling addiction. The investigation included interviews, listening in on phone calls, and looking at receipts and other documents left in the company printer. Brittany Arnold, an associate at the firm, said the findings confirm suspicions she had…

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