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Job Board: October

October 4, 2016

Vice-Presidential Candidate Pence blew it last night and I need someone who doesn’t look like he’s always sucking on a lemon. If you’re interested call Bill O’Reilly and he’ll connect you. Organ Donor We are a music conservatory seeking a positive donor who can help our institution. Please don’t send bloody human parts, for some…

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Job Board: April

April 9, 2016

Suspiciously Decent-Paying Job At Amazon Warehouse We are now hiring packers and movers to work for $43/hr in a new Amazon warehouse facility. Why does it pay so well? You’ll find out soon enough… Seeking BARELY LEGAL TEENS… For Sweatshop Work We are looking for BARELY LEGAL TEENS to work in a Nike sweatshop in…

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