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Editorial: Where Have I Been? Well, Definitely Not In Lewisberg, VA On February 22nd, 2017! Nope!

April 21, 2018

by Meg Davis, Pasadena Hey everybody! So good to see you again! Yes, it’s me, Meg Davis. The girl who owns the discount laundromat on Lake, where your clothes always come back smelling like feet. Yep, it’s really me! I’ve had a lot of people coming up to me and asking needlessly probing questions about…

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I Think I’ve Got My Swagger Back!

April 22, 2017

by Maggie Davis, Altadena Well hi ho! Would you look at me? I’m doing quite well! In good spirits! On the up and up! You might even say I have my “swagger” back! Yes, all my affairs are coming together quite nicely. I had hit a rough patch there for a while,¬†and things were looking…

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Man Accused Of Poisoning Banker Says He’s Innocent Of That But Has Done Far Worse Things

September 12, 2015

A man accused in the poison death of local banker Stephen Thompson says he’s innocent of the crime, while acknowledging he has committed other atrocities that may be more horrible in scope. “No, no, I didn’t commit that¬†murder,” he told police in a recording released to the public. “Don’t get me wrong, I’ve committed crimes….

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