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Lifestyle: How to Balance Time Between Your Demanding Job and Raising Your Hermit Crabs

November 6, 2017

With a demanding job in the year 2014, it can be difficult to find time for the things you love. Smart phones and wifi make it almost impossible to be out of your coworkers reach when you are off the clock. So how is it possible to maintain a busy work life while also taking…

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Top 5 Places In Pasadena To Give Up On Everything, Forever

May 20, 2016

5. Pasadena City Dump Here you can toss all the testaments to those things you tried so hard to save…your marriage, your writing career, your sobriety, your kids. Dump ‘em all here! Fuck it! 4. Echo Mountain When you reach the top of this beautiful hike you’ll see the ruins of the Mount Lower Railway,…

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Top 5 Places In Pasadena To Change Cell Phone Carriers

February 7, 2016

5.  Your House Why leave the comfort of your home just to make a few phone calls? Plus, any paperwork you might need for the transition is likely in your house. Sometimes the simplest solution is also the best. 4. Cell Phone Tower On Rosemead Blvd. Stand next to the tower so you can tell…

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6 Things Only Kids Born In Borneo Between The Years 1994-1996 REALLY Understand

February 1, 2016

1. When no one can come to your 3rd, 4th, or 5th birthday party because of devastating forest fires. 2. A vague recollection of life before Kota Kinabalu was officially considered a city. 3. Knowing you’re as old as the High Court in Sabah and Sarawak. 4. That feeling of pride when your realize 361…

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217,936 Shows To Watch In 2016

December 23, 2015

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Girls Game OF Thrones Man Men Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt The Americans Better Call Saul Justified Master Of None Parks And Recreation The Simpsons Orange Is The New Black Veep Silicon Valley Bojack Horseman NCIS Supernatural Narcos Family Guy Bob’s Burgers Nathan For You The Daily Show The Big Bang Theory…

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Top 5 Places In Pasadena To Eat Dinner With This Guy

December 18, 2015

5. In-N-Out Burger This guy loves In-N-Out. He’ll be in a great mood and happy to discuss his extensive knowledge of the secret menu. Be careful if he eats too much, however, or he will complain about his heartburn. 4. India Garden Cafe You and this guy will love the lighting in this place. It’s…

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Top 5 Places In Pasadena To Experience Back Spasms

November 12, 2015

Anyone who’s dealt with spontaneous back spasms knows how difficult they can be to manage, especially when out in public. That’s why we put together a list of the best places in Pasadena to go when you’re experiencing them: 5. Pacific-Asia Museum You might not expect a museum to be on a list of great…

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7 Things Always Late People Know

September 30, 2015

Always late people are, let’s say, a special breed. But God love them, because they teach the rest of us how to not care so damn much. Always late people just have an outlook that other people don’t have. Here are the 7 things that on-timers will never know, but the chronically late just get….

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Top 5 Places In Pasadena To Reveal Your True Identity

September 29, 2015

5. Pasadena Central Library The library’s narrow spaces will provide you a quiet corner to usher your associate to and whisper your shocking secret for the first time. 4. The Nuclear Plant Pasadena’s plant features several suspended walkways and bridges, perfect locales for gripping your companion and shouting, “You must know the truth before it’s…

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Four Reasons NEVER To Hire An Introvert

June 17, 2015

Introverts. Are. The. Worst. By Tobias Maynesbury, author of Why Introverts Will Fuck Your Wife 1)   Introverts are terrible at socializing. Socializing is important in a work place. Small talk is crucial for forming bonds with coworkers and navigating office politics. Why not hire an extrovert! Extroverts get it. 2)   Introverts are cowardly. Some people…

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