EXCLUSIVE: Acclaimed Local Chef Just Puts A Shitload of Cilantro On Everything

January 29, 2016

According to an investigation conducted by The Pasadenoid, acclaimed local chef Benny Wallace is a fraud who flavors all of his dishes by dumping a shit-ton of cilantro on them. Our newspaper sent an undercover reporter to take a job as a chef’s assistant at Benny’s Place on East Colorado. Through several months of careful…

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Man Accused Of Poisoning Banker Says He’s Innocent Of That But Has Done Far Worse Things

September 12, 2015

A man accused in the poison death of local banker Stephen Thompson says he’s innocent of the crime, while acknowledging he has committed other atrocities that may be more horrible in scope. “No, no, I didn’t commit that murder,” he told police in a recording released to the public. “Don’t get me wrong, I’ve committed crimes….

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