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White House Pop Culture Summit

May 16, 2018

DT: Welcome. I’m so glad you were all able to make it. You are some of the biggest influencers in popular culture. And together we can help MAGA go mainstream. KW: Excuse me, did you just say “mainstream”? DT: Yes. KW: You realize when you say that. YOU ARE LIMITING MY FREE THOUGHT. DT: Umm…sorry?…

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Man Decides Podcast Will Be Best Outlet For Insanity

August 7, 2016

According to reports, local resident Jim Dodds has decided that a podcast will be the best outlet for his pathological ravings. “I was thinking of maybe starting a blog or vlog, but in the end I think a podcast will serve my insanity best,” he said. “For example, my feelings on why the Irish are…

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Friends Hope Teen’s Increasingly Psychotic Facebook Posts Just A Phase

December 13, 2015

According to multiple sources, friends and family of local teenager Keith Warren are hoping his increasingly deranged Facebook posts and comments are just a phase and not indicative of an oncoming mental health issue. “When he started posting those death metal songs, it was around the time he broke up with Cassie so I figured…

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