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Leaked Documents Reveal Mayor’s 2030 Masterplan Consists Solely Of Banner That Says ‘Pasadena 2030′

August 22, 2016

Leaked documents obtained by The Pasadenoid reveal that a masterplan for Pasadena for the next 24 years, entitled the “2030 Pasadena Masterplan’, contains no other actual plans than to have a banner. Mayor Robert Sanchez addressed the leak at a press conference this afternoon. “Well, first of all, it’s going to be a really nice banner. We…

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Local Child Growing Concerned About Adults Telling Her To Cherish Her Childhood

July 31, 2016

According to sources, local 10-year-old Teresa Redman is growing increasingly worried about the number of adults telling her to appreciate her childhood. “People keep telling me to cherish my youth, and it’s become a little unnerving,” she told The Pasadenoid, “What’s going to happen? It seems bad,” she added. Local liquor store owner Rod Tyler says…

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