Lemon Just Sitting There For Hours

September 17, 2015

According to local reports, a lemon has just been sitting on the counter, doing nothing, and has been for the last few hours. “That there lemon ain’t moved a hairpin,” said the homeowner Richard Lewis. “I’ve had my eye on it. Not a tremble from that there lemon,” he added. Lewis’ wife Henrietta says she’s…

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