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REVEALED: Secretary Ash Carter’s Main Job To Stand Around Looking Pissed

October 10, 2016

According to an exclusive investigation conducted by our newspaper, The Pasadenoid has found that Secretary Ash Carter knows nothing about the military and is merely a figure-head who must stand around looking pissed all the time. “The Secretary should maintain a strict demeanor of disgust or displeasure at all times,” reads Carter’s job description, according to documents…

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Opinion: The Joint Strike Fighter Program Is One Of Several Ways To Spend One Trillion Dollars

July 21, 2014

By  Jimmy Scaganelli, Pasadena I believe in our troops and the American military just as much as the next guy, but it seems to me that there are times that taxpayer money could be spent in more useful places.  Our joint strike fighter program is going to cost 1 trillion dollars. You have to wonder…

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