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Editorial: Can You People Please Stop Leaving Your Kids Unattended In The Backseat Of Your Car With The Keys In The Ignition?

December 14, 2015

by Jake Phillips, Carjacker Dear Townspeople, I’ve been carjacking in this city for a number of years now. Maybe I’m just upset because I’ve been on an unlucky streak lately, but I was wondering if I could ask you a favor: Can you folks please stop leaving your children in the backseat of your car…

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Man Accused Of Poisoning Banker Says He’s Innocent Of That But Has Done Far Worse Things

September 12, 2015

A man accused in the poison death of local banker Stephen Thompson says he’s innocent of the crime, while acknowledging he has committed other atrocities that may be more horrible in scope. “No, no, I didn’t commit that murder,” he told police in a recording released to the public. “Don’t get me wrong, I’ve committed crimes….

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