SPONSORED: People Are Going CRAZY For This New Shampoo!

August 11, 2016

Wow! People around the globe are going ABSOLUTELY NUTS for this new shampoo from Revlon! It’s called the Turbo Hair Materializer 6 and everyone is going crazy for it! “AHHH! MY BRAIN! IT’S ROTTING MY BRAIN! AGHOGHDMNASTKG<SNSJ!” said Tracy Rogers of Hatsfield, Illinois after trying a free sample in one of our stores! The new…

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Real Radio Ad

June 3, 2016

[male] Hey Sue! [female] Hi there Jim! [male] What’s new? [female] I have exciting news! I recently decided to sell my soul in order to become a corporate shill for a company that sells vacuum cleaners! [male] What? [female] Yeah! I decided I don’t care about my life anymore and I will let a team…

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