SPONSORED: People Are Going CRAZY For This New Shampoo!
August 11, 2016 - Universe
Wow! People around the globe are going ABSOLUTELY NUTS for this new shampoo from Revlon! It’s called the Turbo Hair Materializer 6 and everyone is going crazy for it!
“AHHH! MY BRAIN! IT’S ROTTING MY BRAIN! AGHOGHDMNASTKG<SNSJ!” said Tracy Rogers of Hatsfield, Illinois after trying a free sample in one of our stores!
The new shampoo is made from all-natural* ingredients and is especially useful for those with dandruff, split ends, lice, or an undesirable amount of brain function.
“I…used to….talk….normal,” said Roger Darius of Hobart, Illinois.
Wow, what a review! And check out what Lisa Holloway of Samsberg, Missouri says:
“Hob dob before you job the hobgoblin!”
We sure will, thanks Lisa!
So order Revlon’s Turbo Hair Materializer 6 quickly before the FDA makes us take it off the shelves! We’re expecting a phone call any minute now! Any minute! We’re just staring at the phone…watching…waiting!
Woo! Hair! Let’s do some hair stuff with Revlon tonight! Alright!!!
*Everything that exists is technically ‘natural’, right?