Health Officials Warn Pasadena Residents They Smell Terrible

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October 30, 2016 - Uncategorized

Pasadena city health officials have issued a memo to residents warning them they smell terrible and should consider doing something to fix it.

“We don’t know what the hell you people have been eating,” the memo read.

“But whatever it was please stay away from it while we work to restore our air quality. And take a shower for Christ’s sake,” officials wrote.

Resident Betty-Ann Berry says she thinks health officials should mind their own business.

“They gonna try to force me to take a shower? Oh, this ought to be good,” she said.

“Sally! Get my walking shoes! We going to city hall today!” she added.