Man Can’t Remember What He’s Passionate About
June 30, 2016 - Local
According to sources, local executive assistant Heath Winthrop believes he is passionate about issues but can’t remember which ones at the moment.
“I know I used to get riled up about something. Was it racial injustice maybe? No, that doesn’t sound right,” he said.
“It’s definitely not my job. Or my kids. Can rule those two out,” he added.
Winthrop’s wife Giselle says her husband may be mistaken in thinking he was ever interested in anything.
“Unless he’s passionate about leaving beard hairs on the bathroom sink, I think his memory is incorrect. Maybe he forgot that he was passionate about nothing?”
But Winthrop insists that there is a deep burning passion for something, somewhere inside of him.
“Oh, wait! I think it was the White Sox! Go White Sox!” he exclaimed.
“No, that doesn’t sound right either,” he said.