Lemon Just Sitting There For Hours


September 17, 2015 - Local

According to local reports, a lemon has just been sitting on the counter, doing nothing, and has been for the last few hours.

“That there lemon ain’t moved a hairpin,” said the homeowner Richard Lewis.

“I’ve had my eye on it. Not a tremble from that there lemon,” he added.

Lewis’ wife Henrietta says she’s mystified by the circumstances as well.

“Come to think of it, and by ‘it’ I mean ‘that there lemon’, I ain’t too sure how it even got there in the first place!” she said.

Locals have reacted to the news with a mix of surprise and outrage.

“Leave me alone! I have no fucking idea what you’re talking about!” ┬ábanker Richard Samm told The Pasadenoid.

In the meantime, Lewis says he continues to watch for updates.

“Oh wait, it moved,” he said.


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