KING: Uh Oh I Pee-Peed In My Nice Pants

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September 28, 2016 - Uncategorized / Universe

by Shane King, news colunmist

Uh oh. I think…oh no. I went peepee in my pants. My nice fancy pants. The one mommy bought for me so I can look fancy at work.

Ick, it’s all wet and warm. Ewwwww. I don’t like it.

Mommy is gonna be mad at me. She is going to say, “Shane, I don’t care if you are the voice of the people you need to learn to control your bladder.”

Boo-hoo. I’m sad. I didn’t want this to happen at all. I shouldn’t have had all that soda.

I feel icky. I think I will take a bath. I will update with a new article that will probably be called KING: It Feels Good In The Tub