Job Board: September
September 4, 2016 - Uncategorized
Egg-Zecutive Of Marketing
We are one of the largest egg suppliers in the world and looking for someone to fill this egg-citing role. Knowledge of egg-related puns a must. This is the real title.
Someone To Actually Do The Job
We are an office filled with people who don’t actually do anything. We don’t even remember what we were supposed to be doing. Please fix this.
J.K. Rowling’s Personal Assistant
My God! I simply cannot work for that woman anymore. What a nightmare. If anyone out there thinks they can tame this mighty beast of hell please be my guest.
Man looking for sex. Is this legal? Because I’m kind of surprised no one else is trying this.