Job Board: October

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October 4, 2016 - Local

Vice-Presidential Candidate

Pence blew it last night and I need someone who doesn’t look like he’s always sucking on a lemon. If you’re interested call Bill O’Reilly and he’ll connect you.

Organ Donor

We are a music conservatory seeking a positive donor who can help our institution. Please don’t send bloody human parts, for some reason we’ve been receiving a lot of those.

Human Catapult

Want to launch your career to new heights? We just fired our last employee and are looking¬†for a young gunner to set our company alight! ¬†It will be…explosive. You get it.

Guy to write wanted ads

I’m getting lazy and it’s only a matter of time before I get the ol’ heave-ho.

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