Job Board – November

job board

November 23, 2015 - Local

Arborist

City of Pasadena looking for top-level arborist to do tree stuff. Experience working with trees a must. Ideal candidates will demonstrate a passion for trees.

Fake Grandchildren

Actors wanted to play fake grandchildren at Alzheimer’s home in Pasadena. Contact 626-425-9100 for more details. Actors wanted to play fake grandchildren at Alzheimer’s home in Pasadena. Contact 626-425-9100 for more details.

Optometrist’s Bitch

Prestigious Pasadena-based optometrist looking for a part-time Bitch. The best applicants are capable of getting screamed out without succumbing to psychological issues/damage.

Guy From Oakland

Local bar looking for patron from Oakland to complete desired diversity profile. Applicants should bring a copy of their birth certificate and/or Rich Gannon jersey to the interview.

Crab-Rabbler

Mariner looking for experienced crab-rabbler for all rabbling-related duties (involving crabs). Experience with both hard- and soft-shelled crabs valued but not necessary.

Human Sousaphone 

If you know what this is please call 626-909-2100.

Cool Mom

Local teenager looking for “not lame” mom who “gets” her and her friends. Duties include shutting up and buying alcohol and drugs for minors.

 

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