Job Board: July
July 5, 2016 - Universe
Quick! We need someone to tame this coyote before it- oh no! Nevermind, It’s too late.
Part-Time Job That Requires Massive Application Process
Hello, we are a grocery store looking for a part-time bagger. Interested individuals should submit a resume, cover letter, employment history, and 3 professional references to be considered for the first round of interviews.
Elementary School Principal
Ok, you think you can deal with these little brats better than I can? Please! Be my guest! I can’t wait to see the school go down the shitter with you at the helm. When can you start? Jerk.
You guys, I’m running for president and it’s going to be great. And I need someone to stand by me and look smart, because I’m going to say some dumb shit. Let’s do this.