Job Board: February
Shitty-Paying Entry Level Job That Requires Experience And A College Degree
We are a large corporation who excels at dashing the hopes and dreams of America’s youngest working generation. This job pays $10/hr and will require three rounds of interviews.
Writers And Actors For Super Bowl Commercial
We here at Gillette completely forgot we bought ad time during the big game and need to make a commercial ASAP. Maybe something with a silly badger who needs to shave? It doesn’t have to be that good.
Friend Who Doesn’t Like Coconut
We are a group of friends who enjoy coconut but lately have found ourselves eating it too often. So if you could hang out with us, and contest us when we propose getting coconut shave ice for instance, that would be great. Thanks.
Bartender At Scientology Center
We need someone to chat up the followers and help get them sauced. The ideal candidate will not question management when they tell you to put certain drugs in certain members’ drinks. Candidates need not be Scientologists, but no Hindus. We don’t like them.