Jimmy Carter Announces He’s Ready To Die


October 30, 2016 - Universe

In a candid interview with reporters from his home this afternoon, former U.S. President Jimmy Carter admitted he is pretty much ready to die.

“I’ve lived a good life. But it’s really getting dragged out here at the end,” he told the media from his bedside.

“I just keep checking my watch and waiting,” he said.

Rosalynn Carter says while it will be difficult to let go of her husband, she agrees it is about time.

“Well we have the casket all ready to go. It would be nice if I got to see it used in my lifetime,” she said.

“Besides, once Jimmy’s out of the picture I can implement Stage 3 of the Master Plan,” she added.

“Wait, don’t pay any attention to that last part.”