In Memoriam

May 13, 2014 - Bulletin

Marco Lopez, of East Pasadena, passed away yesterday after slipping on a skateboard, falling into a manhole, being carried away by the tide of sewage to an underground vagrant community, becoming a rebel leader against the existing Sewer King, assuming the role of New Leader of the Sewer Republic, and choking on a piece of broccoli during his swearing in ceremony.