Editorial: I Ate Some Fire Ants And Now I Don’t Feel So Good
June 8, 2016 - Local
by Jim Regle, Pasadena
Ow. Shit. You guys. I ate some fire ants a few minutes ago that were crawling on my kitchen counter and now I’m feeling pretty sick.
This was a terrible mistake and I’m really regretting it now. What have I gotten myself into this time?
Oh no, I think they’re eating my intestines.
This is so much worse than the time I ate those dead bees. That was pretty bad, trust me. But in retrospect I probably should have killed these ants before I ate them. Or just not eaten them at all.
Sigh. Maybe it’s time to stop putting things in my mouth that aren’t food. It just isn’t worth it sometimes.
Ok, maybe I’ll have just a couple more.