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“Really Real Housewives of New Jersey” to Focus Entirely on Sharon Greenblatt, 44, West Orange

July 25, 2014

Bravo, the channel behind hit shows “Real Housewives of Atlanta” and “Real Housewives of New Jersey” announced a spin-off show centered entirely around New Jersey housewife Sharon Greenblatt. The show is expected to highlight the 44 year old’s home life as a mother of three, and her role as treasurer of Beth Shalom synagogue. “I’m…

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Opinion: The Joint Strike Fighter Program Is One Of Several Ways To Spend One Trillion Dollars

July 21, 2014

By  Jimmy Scaganelli, Pasadena I believe in our troops and the American military just as much as the next guy, but it seems to me that there are times that taxpayer money could be spent in more useful places.  Our joint strike fighter program is going to cost 1 trillion dollars. You have to wonder…

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POP CULTURE BLOG: Sean Paul Says First Word

July 13, 2014

BETHLEHEM, PA –Give it up to Sean Paul! Sources from the Paul household in Bethlehem, PA have reported that the 41-year-old recording artist has finally said his first word. A person close to the family told The Pasadenoid that Paul, who has not said a single word since his birth in 1973, finally spilled the…

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Study: Pretending to Have Psychosis Leads to Symptoms of Psychosis

July 7, 2014

Researchers at the University of East Pasadena have completed a groundbreaking study on symptoms of psychosis. Following a multi-million dollar research initiative that lasted 4 years, researchers found that those who pretended to have psychosis displayed features of psychosis in a followup examination. “We found that participants who pretended to hear voices in their head,…

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Space: Asteroid Goes Whoosh! Zing! Kablam!

June 17, 2014

Breaking news from outer space- According to a team of astronomers and physicists, an asteroid has spun through a segment of the Andromeda galaxy and collided with a large fragment of a former moon, looking totally insane and making crazy noises in the process. “Whizzzz! Zeeeew, zing!” went the asteroid as it soared past thousands…

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SPONSORED: Try Our New Belmont Steaks Special!

June 13, 2014

Come on down to Outback Steakhouse in downtown Pasadena for our new Belmont Steaks Special! Saddle up on the finest cuts of meat from all ten losing horses, grilled to perfection. And for a limited time only, get one California Cronut for free with the purchase of a bloomin onion. Take a bite of history…

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Nation Has Mixed Feelings After Google Unveils New Wi-fi Obelisk

June 9, 2014

Americans across the country registered deep feelings of ambivalence this week after the unveiling of Google’s new “Wi-FiObelisk,” a pointed, 120-foot pillar that offers free Wi-Fi to all within a 5-mile radius. “Google is proud to provide free Wi-Fi at 4-G speeds to the people of Washington, D.C.,” said CEO Larry Page. “This mighty Obelisk…

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Study Finds That Defunct Carbon Monoxide Detectors Only Rarely Result In Death Of A Beautiful Family

June 2, 2014

An intensive three-year study from the University of Arizona found that defunct carbon monoxide detectors result in the death of a beautiful family only in extremely atypical circumstances. The study was conducted by scientists who snuck into three thousand homes and disabled carbon monoxide detectors across all demographics. “Based on media reports, we expected disabled…

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