From a 2067 Issue of The Pasadenoid. The very last issue ever written. Yesterday, scientists announced the discovery of the first supercharged artificial intelligence many millions of times smarter than human beings. And it’s going to Change. Literally. Everything. Yes, I know I said that when Kim Kardashian got an ass reduction. Yes, I know I said…

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By Jeff Litella There’s been a vicious homophobia growing in our culture and the perpetrator is the group you’d least expect. Feminists. You’d think being a victim of patriarchy would make them more compassionate but radical feminists are waging a cruel word-war against homosexuals for reasons that I cannot understand. Here are a few quotes…

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Dear Readers, Due to the relentless and humiliating demands of our senior management, in lieu of our usual reporting today’s post will be a random hodge-podge of search engine-friendly terms so we can shamelessly direct traffic to our website. Thank you for your understanding in this matter. On a day like today, I’m sure many…

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From the November 21, 1863 Edition of The Pasadenoid Abe Lincoln’s speech Thursday is already being hailed as another “eloquent” “triumph” by the Merry Band of Commander-In-Thief psycophants. I’ll admit Abe is eloquent. Actually that’s part of the problem; Lincoln uses his eloquence to cover up for his vacuity and, in the case of the…

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By Jeff Bagsworth, South Pasadena  I recently watched an eye-opening documentary Going Clear about the abusive practices of the religious cult Scientology. While the revelations in Going Clear are shocking, they are nothing compared to a far-more widespread and heinous cult. The Church of Latter Day Saints. The similarities between Mormonism and Scientology are astounding….

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Toyota is under fire for a bizarre new ad that seems to boast and possibly be aimed toward Islamic State militants. Emulating Ford car commercials, the ad for the pickup Toyota Hilux begins with an array of patriotic United States imagery. A waving American flag. Attractive women in bikinis holding cans of beer. Blue collar…

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