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Guest Editorial: Jennifer Lawrence’s Photohack Is A Threat To All Celebrities

September 3, 2014

by Kanye West This weekend, nude photos taken in private of Jennifer Lawrence were released, apparently the result of a phone hacker who took it upon himself to invade Ms. Lawrence’s personal accounts. Some will blame the victim. Personally, I know this could have happened to anyone. For example, while I’m not proud of it,…

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Review: My Interaction with William H. Macy at Walgreens

August 14, 2014

by Bert Jones, culture critic I have never been a huge fan of run-ins with celebrities at local establishments. Perhaps it is just my taste, but I find the experience to be mostly contrived and the humor too awkward to appreciate. But nonetheless when I saw William H. Macy at the body care aisle at…

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Romance Blog: 10 Things to Say to Your Lover in Bed to Make Them Think You Have Schizophrenia

July 18, 2014

10. I think we should discuss revising our hypostates. 9. For seventeen years I dreaded the optimum warfare…SEVENTEEN YEARS I WAS STILL INTACT. 8. Remember the tale of ole Munson, who spent so much time swallowing interplays he was arrested for peeing in the cup. 7. Tell me, have you ever witnessed a node travelling…

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POP CULTURE BLOG: Sean Paul Says First Word

July 13, 2014

BETHLEHEM, PA –Give it up to Sean Paul! Sources from the Paul household in Bethlehem, PA have reported that the 41-year-old recording artist has finally said his first word. A person close to the family told The Pasadenoid that Paul, who has not said a single word since his birth in 1973, finally spilled the…

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Review: Meth-addled Fever Dream

May 21, 2014

By Bert Jones, culture critic 2 Stars I don’t have a lot of meth-addled fever dreams these days. As I’ve gotten older, I’ve found that I just don’t have the energy to go all the way to the movie theater, purchase a ticket, go to theater 7, and execute a quick drug deal with the…

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Review: ‘Splendor of the Orcas’ Exhibit at the Aquarium of the Pacific

May 13, 2014

by Claire Stanley, 16 year-old news intern When Janine told me that this year’s Pasadena High School Sophomore Formal would be held at the aquarium, my response was candid and simple: I don’t give a shit, I’m just trying to get crunk tonight. And it turned out that the ‘Splendor of the Orcas’ exhibit was…

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Sports: Bears Defeat Tigers

May 10, 2014

In a thrilling series between two of earth’s most venerable species, Bears defeated Tigers after a lengthy display of bloody conflicts. The action got off to a thrilling start when several Bears mauled a sleeping Tiger in East Asia. Tigers responded by launching an all-out attack on Bears, using their sharp teeth and claws to…

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