Stephen Hinderman, 28, was arrested Thursday after he shot Santa to death and cooked and ate his reindeer. Police expect to release Mr. Hinderman as his actions were in accord with “Stand Your Ground” laws.
Correction: While we previously reported that Pasadena resident Jimbo Carmichael was eating Pizza Hut every night to show the dangers of unhealthy eating, he in fact was just following his normal dinner routine.
The Pasadena Symphony will be travelling around town early Sunday morning to play in front of the windows of residents who didn’t donate to them this year.
Regina and David Lewis will be getting divorced Friday in a small ceremony surrounded only by the close friends they lost as their marriage tumbled into shit.
A local troupe of homeless actors will be putting on a “Shakespeare in the Park” production of Hamlet this Saturday at Brookside Park. “Hamlet is the thing where you masturbate, right?” director Two Dollar Tojo told The Pasadenoid.