Stephen Hinderman, 28, was arrested Thursday after he shot Santa to death and cooked and ate his reindeer. Police expect to release Mr. Hinderman as his actions were in accord with “Stand Your Ground” laws.

Correction: While we previously reported that Pasadena resident Jimbo Carmichael was eating Pizza Hut every night to show the dangers of unhealthy eating, he in fact was just following his normal dinner routine.

The Pasadena Symphony will be travelling around town early Sunday morning to play in front of the windows of residents who didn’t donate to them this year.

Police say most recent string of robberies is in townspeople’s imaginations.

Steven Franks and Frank Stevens will marry Tuesday. They are quite relieved that gay couples don’t take each others’ last names.

Regina and David Lewis will be getting divorced Friday in a small ceremony surrounded only by the close friends they lost as their marriage tumbled into shit.

A designer purse was snatched from Macy’s today for the low, low price of $79.99.

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