Crime Log

December 28, 2014

Stephen Hinderman, 28, was arrested Thursday after he shot Santa to death and cooked and ate his reindeer. Police expect to release Mr. Hinderman as his actions were in accord with “Stand Your Ground” laws.

Correction

December 5, 2014

Correction: While we previously reported that Pasadena resident Jimbo Carmichael was eating Pizza Hut every night to show the dangers of unhealthy eating, he in fact was just following his normal dinner routine.

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Crime Log

November 29, 2014

Jeff’s mom smokes pot.

Weekend Events

November 23, 2014

The Pasadena Symphony will be travelling around town early Sunday morning to play in front of the windows of residents who didn’t donate to them this year.

Crime Log

November 23, 2014

Police say most recent string of robberies is in townspeople’s imaginations.

Marriage

August 12, 2014

Steven Franks and Frank Stevens will marry Tuesday. They are quite relieved that gay couples don’t take each others’ last names.

Divorce

August 7, 2014

Regina and David Lewis will be getting divorced Friday in a small ceremony surrounded only by the close friends they lost as their marriage tumbled into shit.

Crime (sponsored)

August 4, 2014

A designer purse was snatched from Macy’s today for the low, low price of $79.99.

Crime

July 31, 2014

JUST IN: Police say missing teen not as attractive as initially reported.

Weekend Events: Theatre

July 23, 2014

A local troupe of homeless actors will be putting on a “Shakespeare in the Park” production of Hamlet this Saturday at Brookside Park. “Hamlet is the thing where you masturbate, right?” director Two Dollar Tojo told The Pasadenoid.