Area Raccoon On Self-Destructive Path
July 24, 2016 - Local
According to creatures in the Pasadena area, local raccoon Jimmy is on a self-destructive path that could very well end in his own demise.
“Ever since last Thursday he’s been really on one. He’s been running around in circles and climbing buildings haphazardly…he is just asking for trouble acting this way,” said local chipmunk Roberta.
“Yesterday I saw him eat a bottle of shaving cream from the trash. That can’t be good for you,” she added.
Pasadena resident Thurston Williams says the raccoon took him surprise by jumping from his roof.
“I was watching it, and I was like…”No, he is not about to jump. No. No. No,” he said.
“And then I was like, yes, he did. Wow.”
The Pasadenoid attempted to reach Jimmy, but he bit and scratched at one of our reporters and she has been foaming at the mouth since. This article is dedicated to her in hopes she can recover.