5 Tips For A Perfect New Year’s Eve
5. Stand out in the cold waiting in line to go to a bar
There’s no better way to send off 2015 than by freezing your ass off in the bitter cold outside of a bar. Because if there was, why are there so many people in line at this bar?
4. Keep telling everyone how you’re going to forget it’s 2016 for the first few months
This conversation is an age-old New Year’s tradition that for some reason we must repeat every year.
3. Halloumi cheese
You gotta try this cheese. I think it’s from Turkey or something? It’s so good.
2. Congratulate yourself for completing all of last year’s resolutions
Good job! Doesn’t it feel good to follow through? Reward yourself for fulfilling all of your resolutions with a drink, a massage, or even a vacation! You deserve it! We’re so proud of you.
1. Start prepping for 2017
Sure, 2016 could be cool. But we’re banking on 2017 being the REAL DEAL. That’s why we’re laying low this year and saving our best stuff for next January,